“My neighbors know for sure where their property line ends.”

“Last year, on Christmas Eve, we noticed that our neighbor was at home alone. We invited her to join us at the table to eat and drink with us. A day later, we returned home in the evening and found a box near the door with presents, even for our dog.”

“My significant other went for a walk with our dog and he came back with some cereal made with goat milk for breakfast. I have the coolest neighbors.”

“I’m 27 years old. I recently mentioned that I’m out of work and my elderly neighbor left this on my doorstep.”

“Please accept this gift of some non-perishables. I hope they will help out during this difficult time.”

“My neighbors have a giant robot with a handful of flowers near their house.”

An advertisement in my neighborhood

“Yesterday, I was walking on the street when my neighbor called me by my name. She said, ’Wait a second,’ ran somewhere, and returned with waffles that were still hot.”

“My neighbor burned his lawn.”

“My neighbors have never even greeted me, they’re the weirdest ones on our street. Today, I went outside, and they called me, gave me an avocado, and ran away.”

When you have to drive somewhere in the evening

“My dad’s project: a shield that prevents our neighbor from spying through the window”

“My neighbor offers ’a blind date with a book’ to anyone passing by.”